Joke: Kambing Bejo

ON3 · Sep 19, 2016

Bejo: mak….. emak sakit ya???Emak: iya jo…Bejo: hmm…kita ke dokter yuk…Emak: mau bayar pake apa’an….kan duit kita udah tipis jo.. Uhukk…uhukkBejo: kita jual si tole(kambing) aja mak..Emak: tapi kan tuh kambing kesayangan elu….Bejo: kan bejo lbh sayang emak…Emak: terserah elu aja dah…Bejo: ya udah..bejo jual ke pasar ya mak…Emak: iye…inget ya jo…tuh kmbing bandot..lu jual jutaan… Jangan mau kalo ditawar murah..sayang….Bejo: iya mak..bejo juga tau…kn bejo dah capek2 ngerawat… Kalo gitu bejo pamit ya mak…

berangkat jual kambing, tak lama kemudianbejo: mak…kambing kita laku..jutaan…Emak: alhamdulillah….Bejo: pertamanya dia cuma nawar 500rb mak.. Ihh enak aja…kambingnya ditawar murah bnget…kagak bejo kasih…Emak: bagus tuh jo..emang pembeli jaman sekarang maunya murah mulu’…terus… Lu jawab apa wktu dia nawar gitu…Bejo: bejo bilang… pesan emak kambingnya mesti dihargai jutaan pak… Gitu mak… Alhamdulillah…. setelah mikir lama… Akhirnya dia mau juga…. harga jutaan..Emak: Memang berapa jo dia beli tuh kambing??? berapa juta???Bejo: setengah juta mak… Hebat kan… sesuai pesan emak.. jutaan… gimana??? puas mak???Emak: #*@?&@#*-+??? semaput dadakan

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Joke: Kambing Bejo

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